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somebodyisfromhere.com
The destination destination.
| Well, Worry a Little. |
<<< At first, when
Somebodyisfromhere.com read the
"SALE, SALE" sign, he thought
nothing of it. Being American, he
was trained to read the word
"American" and think nothing of it. Of
course it would be American, why
wouldn't it? That was before he
remembered he wasn't, in fact, in
the United States.
This storefront is in Dublin, on
Talbot Street. True to the thought
that one can find anything on the
internet, there is curiously a live cam
of this store.
A store named "Not to Worry" is
oddly disconcerting in itself and
thats before learning that they
"...have the largest stock of 100%
human hair." This is even
uncomfortable on a couple levels.
Somebodyisfromhere.com supposes
that wigs can be made synthetically,
but to chose to call it "human hair"
instead of something as simple as
"real" suggests that if you were to go
to a competitor's store, you might
Somebodyisfromhere.com read the
"SALE, SALE" sign, he thought
nothing of it. Being American, he
was trained to read the word
"American" and think nothing of it. Of
course it would be American, why
wouldn't it? That was before he
remembered he wasn't, in fact, in
the United States.
This storefront is in Dublin, on
Talbot Street. True to the thought
that one can find anything on the
internet, there is curiously a live cam
of this store.
A store named "Not to Worry" is
oddly disconcerting in itself and
thats before learning that they
"...have the largest stock of 100%
human hair." This is even
uncomfortable on a couple levels.
Somebodyisfromhere.com supposes
that wigs can be made synthetically,
but to chose to call it "human hair"
instead of something as simple as
"real" suggests that if you were to go
to a competitor's store, you might
very well walk out with what? A horse's mane for your head, perhaps? Some fur maybe?
The most dastardly consideration, of course, is why American hair? Are non-Americans talking about us behind our backs? And what
the hell are they doing with our hair?
So, dear storefront, Somebodyisfromhere.com is worried. Worried of the prospects of terror. Somebodyisfromhere.com saw what
Europeans do to Americans in Hostel. He saw the future of body part harvesting in The Island. Yes, he's concerned.
Then Somebodyisfromhere.com remembered. He is American. And, yeah, he has phenomenal hair.
The most dastardly consideration, of course, is why American hair? Are non-Americans talking about us behind our backs? And what
the hell are they doing with our hair?
So, dear storefront, Somebodyisfromhere.com is worried. Worried of the prospects of terror. Somebodyisfromhere.com saw what
Europeans do to Americans in Hostel. He saw the future of body part harvesting in The Island. Yes, he's concerned.
Then Somebodyisfromhere.com remembered. He is American. And, yeah, he has phenomenal hair.
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