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April 23, 2009

Jersey Devil.

so Somebodyisfromhere.com can't tell you why but he got into looking into the jersey devil tonight and  decided the story hasnt been told right. first of all there are only like 4 pages of books on amazon. half are hockey. half are re-imagining for the modern era. and the other half ( just channelled yogi berra there) are crappy spooky halloween short stories.

Somebodyisfromhere.com thinks it needs to be done Jon Krakauer style. or if you will, like an early Deadwood style, or you know ,a rounding up of wyatt earp's posse type thing. Put all of that together with the paranoia that goes along with not being in the modern era (not having phones, tv, internet. a new less explored area/continent). Anyway here's Wiki:

 

January 1909, however, saw the most frenetic period of Devil sightings ever recorded. Thousands of people claimed to witness the Jersey Devil during the week of January 16–23. Newspapers nationwide followed the story and published eyewitness reports.

  • 16th (Saturday) – The creature was sighted flying over Woodbury.
  • 17th (Sunday) – In Bristol, Pennsylvania, several people saw the creature and tracks were found in the snow the following day.
  • 18th (Monday) – Burlington was covered in strange tracks that seemed to defy logic; some were found in several other towns.
  • 19th (Tuesday) – Nelson Evans and his wife, of Gloucester, allegedly saw the creature outside their window at 2:30 AM .
    • Evans gave a descriptive account as follows: "It was about eight feet and a half high, with a head like a collie dog and a face like a horse. It had a long neck, wings about two feet long, and its back legs were like those of a crane, and it had horse's hooves. It walked on its back legs and held up two short front legs with paws on them. It didn't use the front legs at all while we were watching. My wife and I were scared, I tell you, but I managed to open the window and say, 'Shoo!' and it turned around, barked at me, and flew away."
    • Two Gloucester hunters tracked the creature's perplexing trail for twenty miles. The trail appeared to "jump" fences and squeeze under eight-inch gaps. Similar trails were reported in several other towns.
  • 20th (Wednesday) – In Haddonfield and Collingswood, posses were formed to find the devil. They supposedly watched the creature fly toward Moorestown, where it was later seen by at least two more people.
  • 21st (Thursday) – The creature attacked a trolley car in Haddon Heights, but was chased off. Trolley cars in several other towns began to maintain armed guards, and several poultry farmers found their chickens dead. The devil was reported to collide with an electric rail in Clayton, but was not killed. A telegraph worker near Atlantic City claimed to have shot the devil, only to watch it limp into the woods. The creature apparently was not fazed as it continued the rampage through Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and West Collingswood, New Jersey (where it was supposedly hosed by the local fire department). The devil seemed poised to attack nearby people, who defensively threw any available objects at it. The creature suddenly flew away -- and reemerged in Camden to injure a dog, ripping a chunk of flesh from its cheek before the dog's owner drove it away. This was the first reported devil attack on a living creature.
  • 22nd (Friday) – Last day of sightings. Many towns were panic stricken, with many businesses and schools closed in fear.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil

 

The Real World Goes All Bourne

TRUE STORY OUT OF BOLIVIA:

 

"Police in Bolivia have shot dead three men, including one identified by local officials as an Irish national, over an alleged plot to assassinate the country's president, Evo Morales...

...Three of the suspects, identified by state media as Hungarian, Irish and Bolivian nationals, were killed. A second Hungarian was arrested, along with a retired Bolivian soldier who had fought in conflicts in Yugoslavia in the 1990s, state prosecutor Jorge Gutiérrez said.

Police said they had foiled the assassination attempt after a raid on a storage facility uncovered explosives, high-calibre telescopic weapons and what appeared to be travel plans for Morales' motorcade, police commander Victor Hugo Escobar told reporters."

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/17/bolivia-assassination-plot-evo-morales

April 14, 2009

Kalas and Lyons

The writer responsible for Somebodyisfromhere.com wanting to become a writer, writing about the principle reason he likes baseball.

 

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/sports/20090413_Kalas__A_legend_who_did_not_act_like_one.html

April 08, 2009

Do You Watch 24? (spoilers)

Somebodyisfromhere.com has watched 24 this year. He ignores the occasional political soapbox they're too dumb/simple to stand on. He accepts Keifer's overacting (hey, it's Fox). He accepts that the plot twists allow for entertaining TV particularly during the last minutes or so of the show. One cannot watch 24 and complain about ridiculousness(though, read on. it'll happen). You know what you're getting into when you turn it on.

But.

 Is Somebodyisfromhere.com supposed to understand the central plot for the show now is that a shady security/contractor outfit like Blackwater is about to get shut down. They are so pissed about getting shut down that they decide to point working missles at New York? Really? The fear of getting shut down, hey, wasn't that the plot to 2001 Space Oddity...only you know without the computer (Somebodyisfromhere.com is really asking, It's been awhile)? The computer was the part of the plot that made sense. it didn't know any better. why would blackwater want to destroy the US. theyre americans. I get there are bad americans, but it seems like a stretch no? They gotta be exmilitary. there's gotta be thousands of people. crazy.

That's Somebodyisfromhere.com's problem with 24. The show makes the plot of the movie THE ROCK look smart. Somebodyisfromhere.com is now praying for a Die Hard like twist in which it turns out to be about money or something.

They try way too hard. It should just be some Mission Impossible stuff that occurs in one day or just have Keifer yell, shoot somebody in the knee, and move the hell on to the next episode.

Is Somebodyisfromhere.com wrong?

 

 

additional info on Blackwater: 

Pro Blackwater:  http://www.blackwaterusa.com/

Anti Blackwater: http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2009-04-01-blackwater_N.htm

April 06, 2009

Opening Day

Of course it is one of the biggest days of the year behind maybe only Christmas. That's right it's that time of year again. It's opening day of the baseball season. In the buildup to the season, two of the funniest commercials ever involving an athlete have aired recently.

1. The first is this dustin pedroia video game commercial. hiliarious. the top one is the famous one, but i also found another one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5b9YdMbG1I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QGqQIlRibY

 

2. Jimmy Rollins with Dick's Sporting Goods. Stick around until the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFH4gV8rGY

 

3. For good measure, here's the all time classic. chicks dig the long ball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltD21rYWVw


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