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<<< Somebodyisfromhere.com has always lived by two simple rules. First, experience as much of the world as possible.
Second, never under any circumstance, end a sentence with a preposition. Luckily, with the internet, somebodyisfromhere.com
has found a weekly venue to accommodate these principles and, as always, he welcomes others to do the same.

Avoiding the normal trappings of travel writing, Somebodyisfromhere.com tries to both inform and entertain. Although a good
movie, he'll skip the normal "Vegas Baby!" references when in Las Vegas. Although a good song, he'll skip the obligatory
"London's Calling" references when in the U.K. Why? Mostly, because he writes beyond a fourth grade level.

Somebodyisfromhere.com attended a New Jersey college. In addition to learning the price of Keystone Light at about seven
different liquor stores, he studied journalism among other things. While in college, he traveled throughout Europe where his love
for all things different was cultivated. Today, he travels whenever he has the opportunity and, using his journalistic lessons, shares
his stories with the Internet community. Somebodyisfromhere.com does not know grammar and believes admitting it here shall
absolve him of being made fun of for it.
Somebodyisfromhere.com isn't sure what makes something a travel book (or
movie, or whatever). Is it about movement? Is it about obscure locations? Or is
it travel because Somebodyisfromhere.com is there and you're not? (If he
were to write about his home town and you aren't there, would that be travel
writing in the internet age?)
Somebodyisfromhere.com reserves the right to do whatever he wants:
Somebodyisfromhere.com is bitter:
Way back when, Somebodyisfromhere.com applied to the University of Southern California. They decided to go in a different
direction. By the time he graduated college elsewhere, USC had won a national championship, produced a few Heisman winners,
and compromised his personal information. Hard feelings? Naaaaah. Hell, with the recent string of cop movies out,
Somebodyisfromhere.com has learned his life is much safer outside of Los Angeles.
Somebodyisfromhere.com has problems:
Well, because nothing says "Buddy, you will be missed" quite like getting drunk enough for it to even be possible to get punched
by a moving car.
Somebodyisfromhere.com may very well be a dork:
Just 45 minutes outside Milwaukee, Somebodyisfromhere.com and a friend went all Laverne & Shirley at the Jelly Belly
Warehouse in Wisconsin.
In Bruges is a drama much in the same way Somebodyisfromhere.com is pure journalism. It has some points to make, but it
would rather make you laugh and let you look at cool stuff.
Somebodyisfromhere.com is nothing, if not professional.
(You know those TV shows that want to make it look like they are airing new episodes, but they
don't feel like investing in it, so instead they put together a hodgepodge of old clips? Well,
Somebodyisfromhere.com hates that. That didn't stop him from doing it here because he
treasures you the reader.)
Somebodyisfromhere.com had a streak in South Beach this weekend of hitting three straight ATMs that had run out of money. Is
this a coincidence or accurate representation of how bloody expensive the place is?  Who knows, but
Somebodyisfromhere.com's savings account doesn't look so hot.
Somebodyisfromhere.com is now accepting applications for a sugar mamma.